The Rebel At Heart Pillows

'Son, you need to get your priorities wrong.'

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

'He's refusing to die as a protest against Inheritance Tax.'

Punk Reindeer

Nails pinning down the hammer that usually strikes them.

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

Had enough of the box.

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

The Mainstream

Fishbowl rebellion.

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

'He can't be all bad if he still likes peanut butter.'

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

A man is selling, 'Cameron voodoo dolls', outside of job centre.

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

'There's so much I want to do with my life...before I reach the age of criminal responsibility, that is.'

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

'No, thanks. My folks won't let me get any piercings, yet.'

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

"I was a DJ at Radio Moscow and I played 'Give Peace a Chance'..."

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

#notblessed

Can't you anarchists do anything within the system?

"Old economy, new economy - some things never change."

"Haven't you ever heard of the first amendment?"

Tough Teddies

Loner sheep sings 'I gotta be me'.

'I blame my parents, they never set me any standards worth rebelling against.'

'Didn't you learn ANYTHING from all your years at school?' 'Em... Skiving'.

"I'd like a 'change of address' card."