Rebels At Heart Pillows

'Children's Personals'

'We'll make an incision just above 'I love Mum' and to the right of 'Kill the Pigs'!'

No to Greed

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

'He's refusing to die as a protest against Inheritance Tax.'

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

Nails pinning down the hammer that usually strikes them.

Punk Reindeer

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

Had enough of the box.

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

The Mainstream

Fishbowl rebellion.

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

'He can't be all bad if he still likes peanut butter.'

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

A man is selling, 'Cameron voodoo dolls', outside of job centre.

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

'No, thanks. My folks won't let me get any piercings, yet.'

"I was a DJ at Radio Moscow and I played 'Give Peace a Chance'..."

"Old economy, new economy - some things never change."

#notblessed

Can't you anarchists do anything within the system?

Tough Teddies

Milo dreamed that someday, somehow he was going to be a bad dog.

"Haven't you ever heard of the first amendment?"

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

Loner sheep sings 'I gotta be me'.

'I blame my parents, they never set me any standards worth rebelling against.'

"How can you say my hat is on back to front when you don't know which way I'm going to go?"

The Surly Yoof