Rebels At Heart Pillows

'Children's Personals'

'We'll make an incision just above 'I love Mum' and to the right of 'Kill the Pigs'!'

No to Greed

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

'He's refusing to die as a protest against Inheritance Tax.'

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

Punk Reindeer

Nails pinning down the hammer that usually strikes them.

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

Had enough of the box.

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

Fishbowl rebellion.

The Mainstream

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

'He can't be all bad if he still likes peanut butter.'

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

A man is selling, 'Cameron voodoo dolls', outside of job centre.

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

'No, thanks. My folks won't let me get any piercings, yet.'

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

"I was a DJ at Radio Moscow and I played 'Give Peace a Chance'..."

Can't you anarchists do anything within the system?

#notblessed

"Old economy, new economy - some things never change."

"Haven't you ever heard of the first amendment?"

Tough Teddies

Loner sheep sings 'I gotta be me'.

'I blame my parents, they never set me any standards worth rebelling against.'

'Didn't you learn ANYTHING from all your years at school?' 'Em... Skiving'.

"Yeah, I'm out on bail: The judge laughed when he said I was not a flight risk..."

"I'd like a 'change of address' card."