Rebel At Work Pillows

'I'd like a few words with you Farnsworth. Aren't those my shoes you're wearing?'

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

"I gotta be me!"

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

Punk Reindeer

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

"I think he's overreacting a little when it comes to controlling his employees."

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

Had enough of the box.

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

The Mainstream

Fishbowl rebellion.

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

Darren had lost his edge as a 'yes' man...

'He can't be all bad if he still likes peanut butter.'

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

Do not think outside the box!

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

Casual Thursday

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

Office: Empowerment Drawer.

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

"It drives me mad when people act as though we had nothing to do except write moronic memorandum..."

'Sorry, you failed the aptitude test.' -'Thankfully I own the company.'

'No, thanks. My folks won't let me get any piercings, yet.'

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

"Is that legal? Can the old man force me to take a performance-enhancing drug."

'The company was quite generous. They gave me a whole day off for the funeral.'

Can't you anarchists do anything within the system?

Milo dreamed that someday, somehow he was going to be a bad dog.