Resilient Rebel Pillows

"Remember the time you fought City Hall? - They want a rematch."

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

"I used to think" if I don't go to work the world will fall apart. . . but it fell apart anyway."

COVID Devotion

"I really got used to working from home."

Female chemotherapy warrior.

'Well, here we are again.'

"Warren's too cautious to cure his mid-life crisis with a motorcycle, so he's rebelling by driving shirtless."

My dad's doing flowers for a huge sweet 16 party. Everyone's invited except me! Who cares? It's probably some loser who couldn't get anyone to come over without going over the top. Thanks, Em! You know what's important. Plus! We'll figure out whose party it is and crash it! You're my spiritual guide.

"Rough year?" (2021 new year baby asking 2020 old year man)

The Life Cycle of a Startup

A chicken coop with a loudspeaker on the roof

'I said you can't touch me - it's my religion.'

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.

"He shows enormous potential."

Come with me. Things are tough around here and somebody may want to eat you.

'My boss said they might be laying off more people next week...what wine goes best with panic?'

For All The Detroit Haters.

"But this is the way we've always done it."

It's an epic fight!! Will Captain Couch Potato reach Lady Beer Bottle and MME. Remote Control in time???

Resistance.

"Look, Sister! We pray hard...and we play hard!!"

The Little Burner Phone that Could.

"All the government wants to do is push our buttons!"

'Things don't seem the same since the hurricane passed through.'

"Keep your chin up."

"Of course you can't DVR the surf. You brought the wrong remote."

"Lost my job - out of money - pandemic - what's next. . . ?"

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

A Lonely Man

"I'm home dear! So what have you been doing today?"

'I didn't get the 'employee of the month', but I was the 'firee of the day'!'

'They'll be talking about that for years!'