Resilient Rebel Pillows

"Remember the time you fought City Hall? - They want a rematch."

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

"I used to think" if I don't go to work the world will fall apart. . . but it fell apart anyway."

COVID Devotion

"I really got used to working from home."

Female chemotherapy warrior.

"Warren's too cautious to cure his mid-life crisis with a motorcycle, so he's rebelling by driving shirtless."

"Rough year?" (2021 new year baby asking 2020 old year man)

'I said you can't touch me - it's my religion.'

A chicken coop with a loudspeaker on the roof

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.

"He shows enormous potential."

Come with me. Things are tough around here and somebody may want to eat you.

'My boss said they might be laying off more people next week...what wine goes best with panic?'

For All The Detroit Haters.

"But this is the way we've always done it."

"Lost my job - out of money - pandemic - what's next. . . ?"

"Look, Sister! We pray hard...and we play hard!!"

Resistance.

"Of course you can't DVR the surf. You brought the wrong remote."

It's an epic fight!! Will Captain Couch Potato reach Lady Beer Bottle and MME. Remote Control in time???

'Things don't seem the same since the hurricane passed through.'

"Keep your chin up."

"I'm home dear! So what have you been doing today?"

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

A Lonely Man

The Little Burner Phone that Could.

'I didn't get the 'employee of the month', but I was the 'firee of the day'!'

'They'll be talking about that for years!'

Very little fan fair.