Resilient Adventurer Pillows

Blind Fisherman

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

"May we live in interesting times. And may we outlive them."

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

Shoot For The Moon

"Attitude is everything, Sid. Remember: Life is 10% what happens to us, and 90% how we choose to react to it!"

Ego Increasing School

"I'm sure he'll pull through. He's always been a real fighter."

Do you ever wonder if there's really a higher power? What do you mean? Is there an all-knowing being that keeps track of you? That always knows where you are

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

Don't Take No For an Answer

"But, Mom, how can it be a vacation when you're taking me to school?"

"Listen, I'm still your mother."

"My Son, of course there were only one set of footprints in the sand. I've got a hoverboard."

Sticking out tongue

Three years ago during a special episode of the Ask Sadie™ show, our resident octogenarian asked readers for advice about how she could deal with her midlife crisis. You should try a radical makeover. When I hit midlife, I dyed my hair, got some tattoos, and dropped 75 pounds. My husband barely recognized me when he returned from overseas. He was not happy with my "new self," so I divorced him rather than change who I'd become. It was the best decision I'd made since I cut my thieving mother out

Redundancies

'Well, here we are again.'

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

The globe vaults over Covid-19

People of Courage

Man in woods sees sign, 'No Trespassing', next to 'Go Ahead - Make Our Day!'

'I told you to sip it!'

"First day out of bed?"

'Well, we made it.'

Alcoholidays.

Benefits of Living Abroad

Car driving towards a sign that reads "You are now entering The Holidays - No exits"

"I wonder if I'd still have a paper route if I hadn't been born in the land of opportunity?"

Come with me. Things are tough around here and somebody may want to eat you.

Church Steeple Rocket

Covid Fightback

'My boss said they might be laying off more people next week...what wine goes best with panic?'