Resistant Rebel Pillows

"But this is the way we've always done it."

"I gotta be me!"

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.

"I really got used to working from home."

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

Non-Uniform Day Today.

First O.M.G. church.

Workers' Rights

A chicken coop with a loudspeaker on the roof

'I said you can't touch me - it's my religion.'

'I seem to be very conservative but secretly, I'm a rebel - I don't wear pants.'

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.

"He shows enormous potential."

"A high-powered career, a happy family, a big beautiful house: my dream is to avoid it all."

"I didn't smoke, drank in moderation, exercised, ate kale, and yet, here I am."

'Are you sure this is legal?'

"Look, Sister! We pray hard...and we play hard!!"

It's an epic fight!! Will Captain Couch Potato reach Lady Beer Bottle and MME. Remote Control in time???

"I'm home dear! So what have you been doing today?"

The Little Burner Phone that Could.

"My client was a violent felon, Your Honor, but that was before he found Law."

"Of course you can't DVR the surf. You brought the wrong remote."

Ideas that failed: In an attempt to make mining regulation easier to understand, lawyers wrote pop-up manuals.

Very little fan fair.

'They'll be talking about that for years!'

'Why can't you rebel like a normal teenager?'

"You're not from around here, are you?"

"That's the problem with being politically incorrect these days...you're just like everyone else!"

"You and your mood swings"

Ploughing your own furrow