Resistant Rebel Pillows

"But this is the way we've always done it."

"I gotta be me!"

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.

"I really got used to working from home."

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

Non-Uniform Day Today.

First O.M.G. church.

My dad's doing flowers for a huge sweet 16 party. Everyone's invited except me! Who cares? It's probably some loser who couldn't get anyone to come over without going over the top. Thanks, Em! You know what's important. Plus! We'll figure out whose party it is and crash it! You're my spiritual guide.

Workers' Rights

A chicken coop with a loudspeaker on the roof

'I seem to be very conservative but secretly, I'm a rebel - I don't wear pants.'

'I said you can't touch me - it's my religion.'

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.

"He shows enormous potential."

Nine Lives Matter

"A high-powered career, a happy family, a big beautiful house: my dream is to avoid it all."

"I didn't smoke, drank in moderation, exercised, ate kale, and yet, here I am."

'Are you sure this is legal?'

"Of course you can't DVR the surf. You brought the wrong remote."

"All the government wants to do is push our buttons!"

"Look, Sister! We pray hard...and we play hard!!"

It's an epic fight!! Will Captain Couch Potato reach Lady Beer Bottle and MME. Remote Control in time???

The Little Burner Phone that Could.

"My client was a violent felon, Your Honor, but that was before he found Law."

"I'm home dear! So what have you been doing today?"

Ideas that failed: In an attempt to make mining regulation easier to understand, lawyers wrote pop-up manuals.

'They'll be talking about that for years!'

Very little fan fair.

'Why can't you rebel like a normal teenager?'

"You're not from around here, are you?"

"That's the problem with being politically incorrect these days...you're just like everyone else!"

Ploughing your own furrow