Repressed Rebel Pillows

"I'm home dear! So what have you been doing today?"

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

"I gotta be me!"

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

Fishbowl rebellion.

'To you it's wine, to me, it's my writer's block vaccine.'

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

"I told you he'd enjoy that more than a Gameboy."

'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'

Wearing bras in 2020.

Hipster Police Department

"Hmmm... there's something not right here..."

My dad's doing flowers for a huge sweet 16 party. Everyone's invited except me! Who cares? It's probably some loser who couldn't get anyone to come over without going over the top. Thanks, Em! You know what's important. Plus! We'll figure out whose party it is and crash it! You're my spiritual guide.

'What does he know about turning a profit? He wasn't even at Woodstock!'

"Look at these old clothes, Dylan! You know, tie-dye HAS made a comeback!"

'Hey man that's a gas!'

Martha Stewart at Home.

Reading

'I seem to be very conservative but secretly, I'm a rebel - I don't wear pants.'

A chicken coop with a loudspeaker on the roof

'I said you can't touch me - it's my religion.'

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.

'Museum of Hippy Culture' 'No smoking the Exhibits'

"He shows enormous potential."

Turtle Haze

Dirty Old Man

He kicked the door down --- It must not be Opportunity.

'Buy one, you get two free. . .'

"But this is the way we've always done it."

'Are you sure this is legal?'

'Sure it's an impressive collection. Too bad they're all overdue library books.'