Repressed Rebel T-Shirts

"I'm home dear! So what have you been doing today?"

"I gotta be me!"

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

Fishbowl rebellion.

'To you it's wine, to me, it's my writer's block vaccine.'

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'

Wearing bras in 2020.

Hipster Police Department

"Look at these old clothes, Dylan! You know, tie-dye HAS made a comeback!"

'What does he know about turning a profit? He wasn't even at Woodstock!'

Reading

'I said you can't touch me - it's my religion.'

A chicken coop with a loudspeaker on the roof

'Hey man that's a gas!'

'I seem to be very conservative but secretly, I'm a rebel - I don't wear pants.'

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.

'Museum of Hippy Culture' 'No smoking the Exhibits'

"He shows enormous potential."

Dirty Old Man

'Buy one, you get two free. . .'

"But this is the way we've always done it."

'Are you sure this is legal?'

'I just started at the bottom and I like it there!'

'Sure it's an impressive collection. Too bad they're all overdue library books.'