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'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

Fishbowl rebellion.

Unrest Area.

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

"I really got used to working from home."

Too old to rock'n'roll now, Sir?

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

'I really don't care about your work/life balance.'

Fuzz - there's a rumor about the band that we only play Metallica covers...

Wearing bras in 2020.

Nick Cave.

Fuzz - the bass player auditions.

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

Lou Reed

Joan Jett

Bluesman's Hospital - Looking back it does seem kinda stupid to be standing at the crossroads."

"I don't want to be a king like Dad - I want to be a pirate like Grandpa!"

What do you tell someone who asks you what kind of work you do?

'Classical music, huh?...You mean like Elvis?'

They've come a long way since they started in his parents' garage.

"But you told me you were on gardening leave, so why can't you come and help me in the garden?"

'I'm still stressed out.'

Hungry Panda Thirsty Hippo Curious Sloth

Blues guitarists gather at the crossroads

'I said you can't touch me - it's my religion.'

Martha Stewart at Home.

"I heard they got back together."

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.

Ronnie Wood

"Hey you!. . . Get off of my cloud!"

Gladstone's Retirement

"What the hell - a second adolescence is better than a second childhood."