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Old biker with a zimmer frame.

Midlife Madness

Too old to rock'n'roll now, Sir?

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"I gotta be me!"

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'

Rugby Player

Pubertry

"My inner child just turned sixty-five."

Old man fighting against time with an arm wrestle.

'Judge Bush agreed to come out of retirement on a temporary basis.'

"I don't want to be a king like Dad - I want to be a pirate like Grandpa!"

'Lager Lout'- 'Saga Lout'

Beard, socks and sandals.

'It's nice to see you all,but I was just going out to work.'

"I'm just saying you're not allowed to use your phone during class. You're not being de-platformed."

No skating, no parking, no loitering, no cycling, no games, no nothing

'Sorry boys, you're just not rock & roll enough for us.'

"I don't know what happened - he was such a good egg."

"I'd prefer this to a gold watch any day."

No, it doesn't help when he calls it "oarabics."

"I'm old enough to remember when people thought retirement had something to do with not having a job. Don't laugh! We used to believe all sorts of ridiculous stuff!"

"Nicole, Kyle, would you guys burn my yearbook?"

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

"I rolled over my 401K into the football pool."

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.

'There's a group here to see you about a class action!'

'I think it's for compliance with some Federal safety regulation.'