Aging Rebel Gifts

Old biker with a zimmer frame.

Midlife Madness

Too old to rock'n'roll now, Sir?

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"I gotta be me!"

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'

Rugby Player

Pubertry

"My inner child just turned sixty-five."

Old man fighting against time with an arm wrestle.

'Judge Bush agreed to come out of retirement on a temporary basis.'

"I don't want to be a king like Dad - I want to be a pirate like Grandpa!"

'Lager Lout'- 'Saga Lout'

"I'm just saying you're not allowed to use your phone during class. You're not being de-platformed."

'It's nice to see you all,but I was just going out to work.'

Beard, socks and sandals.

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

"Nicole, Kyle, would you guys burn my yearbook?"

"I'm old enough to remember when people thought retirement had something to do with not having a job. Don't laugh! We used to believe all sorts of ridiculous stuff!"

'Sorry boys, you're just not rock & roll enough for us.'

"I'd prefer this to a gold watch any day."

"I don't know what happened - he was such a good egg."

"I rolled over my 401K into the football pool."

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.

'There's a group here to see you about a class action!'

'I think it's for compliance with some Federal safety regulation.'

Rules and procedure

"He's auditioning for a part in 'Conan The Octagenarian'."