Old Age Rebel Gifts

"He's auditioning for a part in 'Conan The Octagenarian'."

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Too old to rock'n'roll now, Sir?

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

Lou Reed

"My inner child just turned sixty-five."

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

Hipster Police Department

Pubertry

Fuzz - the bass player auditions.

Bluesman's Hospital - Looking back it does seem kinda stupid to be standing at the crossroads."

Old man fighting against time with an arm wrestle.

'Judge Bush agreed to come out of retirement on a temporary basis.'

"Look at these old clothes, Dylan! You know, tie-dye HAS made a comeback!"

'What does he know about turning a profit? He wasn't even at Woodstock!'

'Lager Lout'- 'Saga Lout'

'We have to get them out more.'

Beard, socks and sandals.

'It's nice to see you all,but I was just going out to work.'

"I'm old enough to remember when people thought retirement had something to do with not having a job. Don't laugh! We used to believe all sorts of ridiculous stuff!"

'Hey man that's a gas!'

'Sorry boys, you're just not rock & roll enough for us.'

"The art class look - oh, you mean flung shui?"