Old Age Rebel Gifts

"He's auditioning for a part in 'Conan The Octagenarian'."

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

Too old to rock'n'roll now, Sir?

"I told you he'd enjoy that more than a Gameboy."

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

Fuzz - there's a rumor about the band that we only play Metallica covers...

"My inner child just turned sixty-five."

Lou Reed

Nick Cave.

Pubertry

Fuzz - the bass player auditions.

Hipster Police Department

Joan Jett

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

Bluesman's Hospital - Looking back it does seem kinda stupid to be standing at the crossroads."

Old man fighting against time with an arm wrestle.

'Classical music, huh?...You mean like Elvis?'

'What does he know about turning a profit? He wasn't even at Woodstock!'

'Judge Bush agreed to come out of retirement on a temporary basis.'

"Look at these old clothes, Dylan! You know, tie-dye HAS made a comeback!"

They've come a long way since they started in his parents' garage.

'Lager Lout'- 'Saga Lout'

Beard, socks and sandals.

'We have to get them out more.'

'It's nice to see you all,but I was just going out to work.'

Blues guitarists gather at the crossroads

"I heard they got back together."

"I'd prefer this to a gold watch any day."

"The art class look - oh, you mean flung shui?"

'Hey man that's a gas!'