Mature Rebel Gifts

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

Too old to rock'n'roll now, Sir?

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

Non-Uniform Day Today.

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

Hipster Police Department

"How can you say my hat is on back to front when you don't know which way I'm going to go?"

"My inner child just turned sixty-five."

Pubertry

'What does he know about turning a profit? He wasn't even at Woodstock!'

"Look at these old clothes, Dylan! You know, tie-dye HAS made a comeback!"

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

'Hey man that's a gas!'

"Nicole, Kyle, would you guys burn my yearbook?"

"I don't know what happened - he was such a good egg."

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.

'There's a group here to see you about a class action!'

'Museum of Hippy Culture' 'No smoking the Exhibits'

Dirty Old Man

"He's auditioning for a part in 'Conan The Octagenarian'."

Whatever

'Buy one, you get two free. . .'

"Knees peeking out of jeans are sexy, but what would you know?"

"But this is the way we've always done it."

'I don't care how young it makes you feel. You work here, you carry a briefcase.'

'Where's your self-hurt section?'

Baby Boomers...Finance Your Mid Life Crisis Here!

'I don't care if all your friends are doing it. Your piercings are really starting to freak out your mom and me.'