Mature Rebel Mugs

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

"I told you he'd enjoy that more than a Gameboy."

Too old to rock'n'roll now, Sir?

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

Non-Uniform Day Today.

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

"My inner child just turned sixty-five."

Pubertry

"How can you say my hat is on back to front when you don't know which way I'm going to go?"

Hipster Police Department

My dad's doing flowers for a huge sweet 16 party. Everyone's invited except me! Who cares? It's probably some loser who couldn't get anyone to come over without going over the top. Thanks, Em! You know what's important. Plus! We'll figure out whose party it is and crash it! You're my spiritual guide.

"Look at these old clothes, Dylan! You know, tie-dye HAS made a comeback!"

'What does he know about turning a profit? He wasn't even at Woodstock!'

'Hey man that's a gas!'

"Nicole, Kyle, would you guys burn my yearbook?"

"I don't know what happened - he was such a good egg."

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.

'There's a group here to see you about a class action!'

'Museum of Hippy Culture' 'No smoking the Exhibits'

"He's auditioning for a part in 'Conan The Octagenarian'."

Dirty Old Man

Turtle Haze

Whatever

"Knees peeking out of jeans are sexy, but what would you know?"

'Buy one, you get two free. . .'

"But this is the way we've always done it."

'I don't care how young it makes you feel. You work here, you carry a briefcase.'

'Where's your self-hurt section?'

Baby Boomers...Finance Your Mid Life Crisis Here!

'Because we're seniors and can do whatever we want!!'