Age Rebels Gifts

"My inner child just turned sixty-five."

Old lady copying rebellious youths

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

Too old to rock'n'roll now, Sir?

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

City centre pub.

"There's so much pressure to like monkeys."

"How can you say my hat is on back to front when you don't know which way I'm going to go?"

Pubertry

"I attempted to circumvent the traditional trappings of a teen furlough...but I was thwarted by my czar-ish parental unit."

Old man fighting against time with an arm wrestle.

My dad's doing flowers for a huge sweet 16 party. Everyone's invited except me! Who cares? It's probably some loser who couldn't get anyone to come over without going over the top. Thanks, Em! You know what's important. Plus! We'll figure out whose party it is and crash it! You're my spiritual guide.

'Judge Bush agreed to come out of retirement on a temporary basis.'

'Lager Lout'- 'Saga Lout'

Beard, socks and sandals.

'It's nice to see you all,but I was just going out to work.'

"I think I'll just leave a hate tip."

'This bottle stainless steel cleaner...if it's stainless...why would you need a cleaner?'

"The art class look - oh, you mean flung shui?"

"Nicole, Kyle, would you guys burn my yearbook?"

"I don't know what happened - he was such a good egg."

'Sorry boys, you're just not rock & roll enough for us.'

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

'Dad, I decided not to get a tattoo in the end. Like you, I got a piercing, instead.'

"I'm old enough to remember when people thought retirement had something to do with not having a job. Don't laugh! We used to believe all sorts of ridiculous stuff!"

"I'd prefer this to a gold watch any day."

"I rolled over my 401K into the football pool."