Midlife Rebel Gifts

Looking for a gift for a midlife rebel? Discover witty, fun, and empowering items designed for those who embrace their unique zest for life. Perfect for inspiring a bit of mischief and celebrating the fearless at any age.

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"Knees peeking out of jeans are sexy, but what would you know?"

"Knees peeking out of jeans are sexy, but what would you know?" mockup

"Knees peeking out of jeans are sexy, but what would you know?"

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Baby Boomers...Finance Your Mid Life Crisis Here!

Baby Boomers...Finance Your Mid Life Crisis Here! mockup

Baby Boomers...Finance Your Mid Life Crisis Here!

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"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky." mockup

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

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'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.' mockup

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

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"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers." mockup

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

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"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!" mockup

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

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"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

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Too old to rock'n'roll now, Sir?

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"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way." mockup

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

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Vista Acres - A tanned community. mockup

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

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"My once perky chicken breasts hang like flapjacks, I don't lay eggs anymore, I'm burning up with hot flashes, I'm...."

"My once perky chicken breasts hang like flapjacks, I don't lay eggs anymore, I'm burning up with hot flashes, I'm...." mockup

"My once perky chicken breasts hang like flapjacks, I don't lay eggs anymore, I'm burning up with hot flashes, I'm...."

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Hipster Police Department

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"I can't stand working in the office, but I don't mind the commute."

"I can't stand working in the office, but I don't mind the commute." mockup

"I can't stand working in the office, but I don't mind the commute."

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Old man fighting against time with an arm wrestle.

Old man fighting against time with an arm wrestle. mockup

Old man fighting against time with an arm wrestle.

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'I need my lifestyle validated.'

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"Look at these old clothes, Dylan! You know, tie-dye HAS made a comeback!"

"Look at these old clothes, Dylan! You know, tie-dye HAS made a comeback!" mockup

"Look at these old clothes, Dylan! You know, tie-dye HAS made a comeback!"

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'Judge Bush agreed to come out of retirement on a temporary basis.'

'Judge Bush agreed to come out of retirement on a temporary basis.' mockup

'Judge Bush agreed to come out of retirement on a temporary basis.'

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'What does he know about turning a profit? He wasn't even at Woodstock!'

'What does he know about turning a profit? He wasn't even at Woodstock!' mockup

'What does he know about turning a profit? He wasn't even at Woodstock!'

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"Ladies and Gentlemen, this seminar is about how to make profits in times of crisis..."

"Ladies and Gentlemen, this seminar is about how to make profits in times of crisis..." mockup

"Ladies and Gentlemen, this seminar is about how to make profits in times of crisis..."

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'Lager Lout'- 'Saga Lout'

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'It's nice to see you all,but I was just going out to work.'

'It's nice to see you all,but I was just going out to work.' mockup

'It's nice to see you all,but I was just going out to work.'

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Beard, socks and sandals.

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'Sorry boys, you're just not rock & roll enough for us.'

'Sorry boys, you're just not rock & roll enough for us.' mockup

'Sorry boys, you're just not rock & roll enough for us.'

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"I'm living proof that life begins at forty-three."

"I'm living proof that life begins at forty-three." mockup

"I'm living proof that life begins at forty-three."

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"I'd prefer this to a gold watch any day."

"I'd prefer this to a gold watch any day." mockup

"I'd prefer this to a gold watch any day."

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'Hey man that's a gas!'

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"I don't know what happened - he was such a good egg."

"I don't know what happened - he was such a good egg." mockup

"I don't know what happened - he was such a good egg."

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"I'm old enough to remember when people thought retirement had something to do with not having a job. Don't laugh! We used to believe all sorts of ridiculous stuff!"

"I'm old enough to remember when people thought retirement had something to do with not having a job. Don't laugh! We used to believe all sorts of ridiculous stuff!"

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