Elder Rebel Gifts

'Sorry boys, you're just not rock & roll enough for us.'

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

Darren had lost his edge as a 'yes' man...

Do not think outside the box!

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

Too old to rock'n'roll now, Sir?

"I can do whatever I want. It's a free country. Well, at least for the time being."

"I really got used to working from home."

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

"It drives me mad when people act as though we had nothing to do except write moronic memorandum..."

'Sorry, you failed the aptitude test.' -'Thankfully I own the company.'

'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'

'You may disagree with me now, Son, but when you're 500 years old, you'll understand.'

'The company was quite generous. They gave me a whole day off for the funeral.'

"The figures for the last quarter are in. We made significant gains in the fifteen-to-twenty-six-year-old age group, but we lost our immortal souls."

"The holidays are finished George, get over it!"

'And I see that Derek continues to ignore our company's dress code...'

"I pride myself on being able to walk that fine line between misdemeanor and felony."

"What're you doing? Your contract forbids you from watching 'cute baby video' on YouTube."

"My inner child just turned sixty-five."

I stamped out smiley faces in your handwritten memos, and by George, I'll do the same with emoticons in your emails!

'We've got trouble, Henderson - Your people got with my people and decided they didn't need us.'

"Yeah? Well, tell him that in this company Gandhi-like resistance wouldn't have worked for Gandhi, either."

"If I could quit tomorrow, I'd be gone yesterday."

"And in order to align the designated objectives withthe fiscally driven cross functional departmental...did you understand any of that?" "Only the blah! blah! bit."

With absolutely no warning, Phil crossed the fine line separating business from pleasure and was never heard from again.

'Oh, to be 75 again!'