
Unrest Area.
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Unrest Area.
The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.
For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...
"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."
'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'
"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"
'You have to STUDY for tests, dummy -- you can't just put a memory stick in your ear!'
'We've gone to profit-sharing. But it's with the IRS.'
'What have I made for dinner? A reservation at the restaurant down the road. . .'
"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."
'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'
Hip-hop cops on stage.
'I really don't care about your work/life balance.'
"I can highly recommend the peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich, served with a chilled glass of milk."
Wearing bras in 2020.
'I'm still stressed out.'
"We'll get your food going as soon as the exterminators are done in the kitchen."
What do you tell someone who asks you what kind of work you do?
Road signs of Aging
Define gravity! - Next Exit.
"I'll give you 3 to 1 nobody else turns up."
Hungry Panda Thirsty Hippo Curious Sloth
No skating, no parking, no loitering, no cycling, no games, no nothing
"Saints preserve us! The boulevardier got another jaywalking ticket."
"I'm just saying you're not allowed to use your phone during class. You're not being de-platformed."
Martha Stewart at Home.
It's a nice apartment but I don't want to pay my share of the national debt for rent.
G.P.S. satellites gone bad
"Writing is... rewriting."
'I think it's for compliance with some Federal safety regulation.'
Rules and procedure
CLEAN YOUR ROOM! 'Out of sight, out of mind...'
"Why, yes, I am 'still working on that.' You know what I'm not working on? Your gratuity!"
'Don't bother to leave a tip, I had one of your fish fingers.'
I don't care if all your friends are having it done
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