Faith Rebel Pillows

'Everyone has their purpose in God's plan my son. Yours is to be a pain in the arse.'

Nun Binning the Devil

These upside-down tomato planters simplify everything. But, dad. Mother nature wants plants to grow upwards. Sez who?

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

"It's improv night."

"So what else can we get our customers to do online themselves and charge them for it?"

"I didn't miss my workout...I didn't miss it one bit!"

Workers' Rights

'You may be serving Him up there, but don't forget...I'm boss down here.'

US Economy Boat.

'So... cutting my funding, eh? Well, I've got a pair of mutant fists that say otherwise!'

John Wycliffe

'Let's weight anchor here. I understand there's no environmental laws and the possibilities for development are endless.'

My belief is better than yours!

'He always breaks away from the Church on Sunday mornings.'

Cluster Catastrophe

"My blood type...it's the type that doesn't like to exercise."

Nine Lives Matter

'Look out for the park ranger while Bernie and I chop us some firewood!'

"You know what happens you ASSUME?!"

Scientists chained to the floor

We've looked at this data from every angle.I guess it's time for someone to actually read it.

BLESS YOU

"Lab animals the world over will be grateful for what you're about to do."

"We just don't get involved with things like double-blind tests and peer review. We're just a little mom-and-pop laboratory."

Bassoonist cherub.

'At the end of the day stem cell research is only what you make of it.'

'Of course, I sometimes regret the tattoos a bit...'

"My client was a violent felon, Your Honor, but that was before he found Law."

"At this point science leaves off and wishful thinking kicks in."

God Rules OK.

Campus. F. You wrote "As air cools, water condenses and droplets form" in your paper for civics clss? I mistakenly Googled "Dew process" when I was writing it.

'I know that, reverend, but where does it say 'jury not'?'

"Look, Sister! We pray hard...and we play hard!!"

'The only time I ever worked up a sweat in there was just then, when I tried to cancel my membership!'