Religion Rebels Pillows

Priest disrobes, underneath his body is covered in tattoos.

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

'We've gone to profit-sharing. But it's with the IRS.'

'What about three-day Sabbaths?'

"Do you see what you are doing to your mother?"

Workers' Rights

"As your cell bitch, I imagine my Sarbanes-Oxley expertise should come in quite handy."

'You may be serving Him up there, but don't forget...I'm boss down here.'

Office of Lyrics You Can't Understand

"Due to a breakdown in communication, 'Nilla Wafers' will be used for the communion service."

"The art class look - oh, you mean flung shui?"

John Wycliffe

"Why did you become a crusader? You don't even go to church."

'He always breaks away from the Church on Sunday mornings.'

'The big guy wants to see you.'

Cluster Catastrophe

An anarchist angel wearing his halo as a hoop earring,

"It's great that you both enjoy live music, but who are you and how did you get in our garage?"

BLESS YOU

'How about some beef stew? -- the wusses from the Health Department made us discontinue the chili.'

"Every piece of paper you see is here for a reason: I haven't thrown it away."

'Everyone has their purpose in God's plan my son. Yours is to be a pain in the arse.'

Adam and Adam

God Rules OK.

'Of course, I sometimes regret the tattoos a bit...'

"My client was a violent felon, Your Honor, but that was before he found Law."

To an observer approaching the speed of light, Einstein and his surroundings appear to be tall and thin.

'Watson either does a great deal of work or makes a lot of errors.'

Thankyou for choosing our automated service - for venial sins, press one...'

"Sorry. We're strictly store-goers."

'Sorry God, I think you got the wrong guy, I like sex, drugs and rock and roll.'

'I'm not untidy! I know where I have to look for the things I need! My socks are under the livingroom table, my underpants are behind the couch, the shoes are in the bathroom...'