Spiritual Rebel Pillows

'Saint Peter wants to borrow a lawyer.'

"I can do whatever I want. It's a free country. Well, at least for the time being."

Whatever!

"I was a DJ at Radio Moscow and I played 'Give Peace a Chance'..."

"Haven't you ever heard of the first amendment?"

'Ants of all lands, unite!'

Loner sheep sings 'I gotta be me'.

"I beg to differ."

The Hooligan.

'Reports of my abstinence have been slightly exaggerated. . . I read somewhere that smoking and drinking are bad for you. . . so I gave up reading.'

"I'd like a 'change of address' card."

Punk Angel

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 7)- the Eternal Problem of Youth and Pedantry

Life is About Learning

Don't Walk on the Water

The Eureka Stockade

Kangaroo with a smoking baby.

My dad's doing flowers for a huge sweet 16 party. Everyone's invited except me! Who cares? It's probably some loser who couldn't get anyone to come over without going over the top. Thanks, Em! You know what's important. Plus! We'll figure out whose party it is and crash it! You're my spiritual guide.

Workers' Rights

"I crossed the road, doctor and I loved it!"

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

'I seem to be very conservative but secretly, I'm a rebel - I don't wear pants.'

"I'm tired of being the cockroach you want me to be and not the cockroach I want to be."

ASBOs

Boris Johnson caricature as a corsair

'I said you can't touch me - it's my religion.'

"Accounting has really changed you, Razor-Face."

'You may be serving Him up there, but don't forget...I'm boss down here.'

"Freedom!"

John Cooper Clarke

"Get ready to hoist the black flag, shipmates - our captain has thrown out his moral compass!"

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.

Biker family

'Sorry, Mr Wilkins, no hard feelings - but from your CV I don't think you would be right for this company.'

'He always breaks away from the Church on Sunday mornings.'