Altruistic Rebel Mugs

"Despite your good intentions, you failed to report it as income!"

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

Nails pinning down the hammer that usually strikes them.

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

Had enough of the box.

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

Tough Teddies

Can't you anarchists do anything within the system?

"Old economy, new economy - some things never change."

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

'Didn't you learn ANYTHING from all your years at school?' 'Em... Skiving'.

Australian punk

"How can you say my hat is on back to front when you don't know which way I'm going to go?"

The Surly Yoof

"I've joined an Eminem tribute band."

"My lifestyle is empty and meaningless."

The Poor Man Donating Love to the Rich

Workers' Rights

Intermediate Slouching.

Tired of long hours and lousy pay, Bob begins a work-to-rule campaign.

Vampire Blood Donor - I've never done this before.

'It just happens that all my heroes are anti-heroes.'

"You're not standing in the designated protest area."

'The upside is that it will guarantee you get laid, the downside is that there's a four year wait.'

Graffiti spraying strictly prohibited!!

"I'm a rebel! I refuse the tyranny of evolution!"

"You see it right?"

Tattoo Parlour: A Bishop gets a 'Go the Demons' tat.

Revolution against capitalism.

Cows From The Streets

"Morning, sir. We've received reports that you've been wielding an inappropriate attitude without a permit."