Altruistic Rebel Mugs

"Despite your good intentions, you failed to report it as income!"

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

Nails pinning down the hammer that usually strikes them.

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

Had enough of the box.

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

Tough Teddies

Can't you anarchists do anything within the system?

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

Milo dreamed that someday, somehow he was going to be a bad dog.

"Old economy, new economy - some things never change."

"How can you say my hat is on back to front when you don't know which way I'm going to go?"

The Surly Yoof

'Didn't you learn ANYTHING from all your years at school?' 'Em... Skiving'.

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

Australian punk

"I've joined an Eminem tribute band."

My dad's doing flowers for a huge sweet 16 party. Everyone's invited except me! Who cares? It's probably some loser who couldn't get anyone to come over without going over the top. Thanks, Em! You know what's important. Plus! We'll figure out whose party it is and crash it! You're my spiritual guide.

Workers' Rights

The Poor Man Donating Love to the Rich

Intermediate Slouching.

Tired of long hours and lousy pay, Bob begins a work-to-rule campaign.

"My lifestyle is empty and meaningless."

Vampire Blood Donor - I've never done this before.

'It just happens that all my heroes are anti-heroes.'

"I'm a rebel! I refuse the tyranny of evolution!"

Graffiti spraying strictly prohibited!!

Revolution against capitalism.

Tattoo Parlour: A Bishop gets a 'Go the Demons' tat.

"You see it right?"

"You're not standing in the designated protest area."

'The upside is that it will guarantee you get laid, the downside is that there's a four year wait.'

'It's our delinquent son who ran away to sea!'