Reformed Rebel Mugs

"My client was a violent felon, Your Honor, but that was before he found Law."

'This is what happens when a bad boy goes good.'

"I gotta be me!"

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

Non-Uniform Day Today.

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

First O.M.G. church.

Workers' Rights

"I'll give you 3 to 1 nobody else turns up."

John Wycliffe

'I seem to be very conservative but secretly, I'm a rebel - I don't wear pants.'

'You may be serving Him up there, but don't forget...I'm boss down here.'

A chicken coop with a loudspeaker on the roof

"He shows enormous potential."

'He always breaks away from the Church on Sunday mornings.'

BLESS YOU

"But this is the way we've always done it."

'Exercise is good for your rehabilitation, you can start by cleaning the toilets.'

'Everyone has their purpose in God's plan my son. Yours is to be a pain in the arse.'

Bassoonist cherub.

"I'm home dear! So what have you been doing today?"

"Look, Sister! We pray hard...and we play hard!!"

'Of course, I sometimes regret the tattoos a bit...'

Adam and Adam

God Rules OK.

'According to this, you're out of compliance with EVERYTHING!'

Thankyou for choosing our automated service - for venial sins, press one...'

"Sorry. We're strictly store-goers."

"You're not from around here, are you?"

'Why can't you rebel like a normal teenager?'

'Look - decide. Are you going to launch an attack on tradition, or make a few bob?'

"...Can you please put a couple of pounds on the Bishop of London in the Canterbury race?"