Faithful Soldier Gifts

St Louis and his Army Pray (The History of the Crusades).

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

Monk Prompt

Christian and Born again Christian...

"I wonder how many people are claiming to be your messiah right now?"

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

"I've accepted him as my personal trainer."

'This business about the meek inheriting the Earth -- can't anything be done about it?'

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

Couple beyond prayer - need divine intervention.

"He's dumbing down the sermons again."

'Have you been taking your medicine every day?'

Minister Starts at a New Church

'It's Sundays like this that I regret our church website is so popular.'

"The buck really stops with him."

Men's Prayer Group.

"A real old fashioned fire and brimstone message today Preacher."

The evangelist turned lawyer's opening arguments were unconvincing

"My Son, of course there were only one set of footprints in the sand. I've got a hoverboard."

"Attendance is down again this morning. If we want to continue calling ourselves a congregation, we're going to have to congregate."

Monks play conkers with crucifix

"10,000 members or not, the Pastor should at least remember my name."

'I really do feel empowered. I should've joined a gang years ago.'

Decisions a Pope makes

"But how many followers do you have?"

Pope Francis

'Oh, oh! They're going to give it to us with both barrels!'