Faithful Soldier Gifts

St Louis and his Army Pray (The History of the Crusades).

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

Monk Prompt

Christian and Born again Christian...

"I wonder how many people are claiming to be your messiah right now?"

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

Do you ever wonder if there's really a higher power? What do you mean? Is there an all-knowing being that keeps track of you? That always knows where you are

"I've accepted him as my personal trainer."

'This business about the meek inheriting the Earth -- can't anything be done about it?'

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

Couple beyond prayer - need divine intervention.

"He's dumbing down the sermons again."

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

Spiritual Lives Matter

'Have you been taking your medicine every day?'

Minister Starts at a New Church

"But, Mom, how can it be a vacation when you're taking me to school?"

'It's Sundays like this that I regret our church website is so popular.'

"Attendance is down again this morning. If we want to continue calling ourselves a congregation, we're going to have to congregate."

Men's Prayer Group.

'...and we used to grumble about not understanding archaic church language!'

"The buck really stops with him."

"10,000 members or not, the Pastor should at least remember my name."

"A real old fashioned fire and brimstone message today Preacher."

Monks play conkers with crucifix

The evangelist turned lawyer's opening arguments were unconvincing

"My Son, of course there were only one set of footprints in the sand. I've got a hoverboard."

'I really do feel empowered. I should've joined a gang years ago.'

Pope Francis

Decisions a Pope makes

"But how many followers do you have?"