Belief Examiner Prints

"Pity he was an atheist....all dressed up with nowhere to go."

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

A surprise in heaven

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

'God's forgiveness of sins ... is that like a spiritual bailout program?'

'Do you believe in reincarnation?' - 'I don't now, but I did when I was Napoleon.'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

Lion Tamers School - Lion licking his lips examiner marking a fail

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

God is for life not just for Christmas.

'Thank you for not guessing.'

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

Jesus plays peek-a-boo with doubting Thomas.

'On the other hand, you must never, ever work in mysterious ways.'

"Office of quality assurance"

"If you prayed to Google instead of God, you might get a constructive response."

"I'm an agnostic now that I've started having self doubts."

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

Chill Out Worshippers!

Examiners.

Saying Grace.

Holy Bible

"Of course there's an afterlife. It's called 'death'."

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

Confirmation Bias

'Just one God? - But won't he be outnumbered?'

'Is there a God? God knows...'