Belief Studies Gifts

Welcome: Skeptics Society

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

'We were kind of hoping to let our CONSCIENCE be our guide.'

"Mark, you have to stop calling John's gospel 'Fan Fiction.'"

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

Do you ever wonder if there's really a higher power? What do you mean? Is there an all-knowing being that keeps track of you? That always knows where you are

"You atheists wouldn't exist without God!"

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

"No, the Trinity is not the Father, The Son, and the Preacher's wife."

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

"Are these the Top Ten Commandments?"

Finger puppets in church.

"I'm an agnostic now that I've started having self doubts."

"No, you cannot have another planet. You only played with the last one for a week."

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."

"I'm not really into organized religion, though I am very spiritual."

"And on the fourth day god finished the work that he had done and he rested. . ."

Confirmation Bias

"We’re having privacy concerns with your omniscience."

"He changed water into wine!"

"Is there a God?"

"Not another religious conflict... I've still got last year's."

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

"As slim as your chances are for salvation, it's nice to see you keep trying."

"Nonsense - we're far less religious than you are."

Oh, @#$%, is that

Terms and conditions on the mount

'I want you to sit up front right by my desk. It's not because I want to keep an eye on you. It's a feng shui thing.'

Clerical Training Course - 'Gentlemen, we are here to practise what we preach.'

Atheist Convention: 'I don't believe it!'

"He's mad at God."