Belief Studies Pillows

Welcome: Skeptics Society

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

'We were kind of hoping to let our CONSCIENCE be our guide.'

"Mark, you have to stop calling John's gospel 'Fan Fiction.'"

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

"You atheists wouldn't exist without God!"

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

"No, the Trinity is not the Father, The Son, and the Preacher's wife."

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

Finger puppets in church.

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."

"No, you cannot have another planet. You only played with the last one for a week."

"And on the fourth day god finished the work that he had done and he rested. . ."

"I'm an agnostic now that I've started having self doubts."

"Are these the Top Ten Commandments?"

"I'm not really into organized religion, though I am very spiritual."

Confirmation Bias

"Is there a God?"

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

"Not another religious conflict... I've still got last year's."

Terms and conditions on the mount

"We’re having privacy concerns with your omniscience."

"He changed water into wine!"

"Nonsense - we're far less religious than you are."

'I want you to sit up front right by my desk. It's not because I want to keep an eye on you. It's a feng shui thing.'

Clerical Training Course - 'Gentlemen, we are here to practise what we preach.'

Atheist Convention: 'I don't believe it!'

'Osgood was a theologian back on Earth, and he thought all this stuff would be allegorical.'