Belief Systems Prints

'We look for someone willing to work for a higher sense of purpose since we can't offer money.'

'Do you ever get that feeling that you're part of some gigantic cosmic jigsaw puzzle.'

You've Got Questions, We've Got Answers.

'I say it doesn't matter what you believe as long as you're sincere.', 'Who do you think you're kidding?'

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'Look, I've got a really BUSY day planned. I just don't have time for a complete shakedown of my belief system!'

"Don't punish yourself for who you are. That's God's job."

'Do you believe in reincarnation?'

"He's mad at God."

"Nonsense - we're far less religious than you are."

"Are you saying my faith is a crutch?"

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

"Perhaps we should accept her invitation to church. Then ask the priest questions during the sermon."

"As slim as your chances are for salvation, it's nice to see you keep trying."

"The irony is that I don't believe in hell."

"Of course I believe in god. . . I need all the help I can get!"

"No, Midheaven is not the same thing as purgatory."

"Don't worry! Remember that God never gives you more than you can handle."

"Life, work, politics, money, religion. . . you poor guy, you took all of it seriously?!"

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

"Do you believe in predestination?"

"You prayed for me to stop mocking your religion, yet I'm still doing it? It's almost as if your god is not real."

Existence 2.0

'If only I believed in God, then I'd have somebody to blame...'

Doubt makes the mountain that faith can make disappear.

'He became a dissident Dissident in protest at the Dissidents.'

'What do you mean you're trying to decide between the key to the kingdom and the key to success?'

'Yeah, I'm an atheist - and a damn good one.'

I could tell you why I became a pacifist, but then I'd have to kill you.

"I'm not really into organized religion, though I am very spiritual."

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

At the 2021 Religious Games

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

Do you ever wonder if there's really a higher power? What do you mean? Is there an all-knowing being that keeps track of you? That always knows where you are