Belief System Debater Prints

"You need to learn how to handle conflicting views the Christian way."

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

'You present a very convincing argument.'

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

"You atheists wouldn't exist without God!"

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

Needless to say, God forgot the legs.

The only Universal Truths that all religions agree upon.

'Yeah? -- Well, there's a thin line between being a strict constructionist and being a stupid jerk!'

"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."

Today's sermon: 'Do sin taxes violate the seperation of church & state?'

Corruption trial in the Vatican

"He's a middle-aged white man. What other reason do you need?"

"I was explaining the zero aggression principle, and all of a sudden, POW!!"

"We Tell No One"

"Well, by that logic no one would ever shave a clock onto a monkey."

'Ok Preacher, here's the deal. You back off I back off, and everyone is happy...'

"I think you made your mistake right at the beginning!"

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

'I used to think I couldn't serve both God and Mammon, and then I discovered multitasking!'

A man holding a pro-life sign stands above a group of beaten people who are pro choice.

Atheist Convention: 'I don't believe it!'

'Doesn't this 'chosen people' thing sound a little nepotistic?'

"And lo, we made God in our own image.."

"Are we allowed to pray?"

'Half-empty...half-full, but probably polluted.'

Actual Results May Vary