Faith Pillows

'Oh - you're there! I was hoping I could just leave a message.'

Noah calls out: 'Hey, could we have some volunteers to stay and help clean up?'

I dunno. What do you think I should do? Finally… the moment he'd been praying for.

'Put it in writing!'

Power and the Glory tools

Yahweh/Your Way

'Wouldn't it be easier to just SMS God, rather than pray'

God changes His will.

'I believe there's an unseen hand behind everything we do.'

"Do I have one too?"

A Welcoming Church.

God laughs with you, not at you - unless you pray for something stupid.

'...and please, please, please, give me a chance to price to you that winning the lottery won't spoil me...'

"The Lord works in mysterious ways ??" except on Sundays, when I take over."

God is for life not just for Christmas.

'You had a good idea in our staff meeting yesterday. So, the church sent someone over to witness the miracle.'

'Your prayer is important to us. Please stay on your knees for the next available God.'

"Freshly ground pepper?"

Lady to lady about disguised lady: 'She's new to our Secret Sister program.'

"But I'm clean! I just got baptized this morning!"

'Has the band been on yet?'

"Look. Jesus healed my severed leg."

In God We Trust...Because We Can't Trust our Politicians.

'That's all for tonight, God. Stay tuned.'

Kid to pastor: 'Doesn't Jesus worry about approval ratings?'

Apostle shopping at 'Aeroapostle' Store.

'To be honest, I was a little disappointed. It's hard for a place like this to live up to the hype.'

"Thank you for the best Christmas ever. - Gracie"

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

"Pastor, we think it's time for your sabbatical."

"Thank you. It wasn't too 'preachy', was it?"

"Any other reason for your disappointment with God other than your team has never won a Superbowl?"

"Usually we wouldn't let you in the sanctuary dressed in robe and sandals, but seeing as you are Jesus we will make an exception..."

"Is the Christian pious?"

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'