Faith Mugs

'Oh - you're there! I was hoping I could just leave a message.'

Noah calls out: 'Hey, could we have some volunteers to stay and help clean up?'

I dunno. What do you think I should do? Finally… the moment he'd been praying for.

'Put it in writing!'

Power and the Glory tools

'The only way anyone gets in is on there knees.'

God changes His will.

Yahweh/Your Way

'Wouldn't it be easier to just SMS God, rather than pray'

'I believe there's an unseen hand behind everything we do.'

A Welcoming Church.

'I'm sorry but you obviously don't believe in God because you didn't forward the religious emails to 10 or more people in your address book.'

"Do I have one too?"

God laughs with you, not at you - unless you pray for something stupid.

'...and please, please, please, give me a chance to price to you that winning the lottery won't spoil me...'

"The Lord works in mysterious ways ??" except on Sundays, when I take over."

Can Jesus come out and pray?

'You had a good idea in our staff meeting yesterday. So, the church sent someone over to witness the miracle.'

'Your prayer is important to us. Please stay on your knees for the next available God.'

God is for life not just for Christmas.

'That's all for tonight, God. Stay tuned.'

"Look. Jesus healed my severed leg."

Lady to lady about disguised lady: 'She's new to our Secret Sister program.'

"But I'm clean! I just got baptized this morning!"

In God We Trust...Because We Can't Trust our Politicians.

Jesus celebrates the Church's birthday

Kid to pastor: 'Doesn't Jesus worry about approval ratings?'

'Has the band been on yet?'

'To be honest, I was a little disappointed. It's hard for a place like this to live up to the hype.'

Apostle shopping at 'Aeroapostle' Store.

"Freshly ground pepper?"

"Thank you. It wasn't too 'preachy', was it?"

"Is the Christian pious?"

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

"Any other reason for your disappointment with God other than your team has never won a Superbowl?"