Faith Studies Mugs

Wife: 'It's for you, honey - the Reincarnation Society.'

"Well, that's one in the eye for doubting Thomas!"

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

'Yes, all at once!'

"It's cool – God told us to!"

At the 2021 Religious Games

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

Tiny Visions

The World's Biggest Book Club

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

"Freshly ground pepper?"

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

How world war III started.

Drive-thru Church

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

Father

That feeling when you know the preacher is talking directly to you.

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

'We were kind of hoping to let our CONSCIENCE be our guide.'

Hot cross buns

"Mark, you have to stop calling John's gospel 'Fan Fiction.'"

'I won't be coming to church any more, Reverend -- I've decided to convert to golf.'

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

'Haven't seen you in church lately John?'

"No, the Trinity is not the Father, The Son, and the Preacher's wife."