Religion Studies Mugs

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

Nativity: Saviour on Board

"Guess who brought king cake!"

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

'Yes, all at once!'

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

"Well, we needed the rain."

"It's cool – God told us to!"

"They're SUPPOSED to have a disparate impact!"

"What? You broke number 3 already?"

'No, smart guy -- it means all of them at once!'

The World's Biggest Book Club

"This Adam and Eve thing -- Is there a warranty?"

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

'We'd better speed up the Eve project -- Adam's got himself an imaginary playmate.'

How world war III started.

'My husband? -- He went to the theologically-challenged place.'

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

'We were kind of hoping to let our CONSCIENCE be our guide.'

Hot cross buns

"Mark, you have to stop calling John's gospel 'Fan Fiction.'"

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

"The whole neighborhood has an opinion on who the next pope should be."

'Please take your receipt!'

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"Sure, it's Good News, but is it fake news?"

"No, the Trinity is not the Father, The Son, and the Preacher's wife."

"You atheists wouldn't exist without God!"

The Ten Really Cool Facts