Religion Studies Mugs

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

Nativity: Saviour on Board

"Guess who brought king cake!"

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

"Well, we needed the rain."

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

'Yes, all at once!'

"It's cool – God told us to!"

"They're SUPPOSED to have a disparate impact!"

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

"This Adam and Eve thing -- Is there a warranty?"

'No, smart guy -- it means all of them at once!'

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

'We'd better speed up the Eve project -- Adam's got himself an imaginary playmate.'

'My husband? -- He went to the theologically-challenged place.'

How world war III started.

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

'We were kind of hoping to let our CONSCIENCE be our guide.'

Hot cross buns

"Mark, you have to stop calling John's gospel 'Fan Fiction.'"

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

Tragically Moses didn't see the eleventh commandment.

"No, the Trinity is not the Father, The Son, and the Preacher's wife."

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

"You atheists wouldn't exist without God!"

"The whole neighborhood has an opinion on who the next pope should be."

The Ten Really Cool Facts

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

'Please take your receipt!'

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'