Faith Studies T-Shirts

Wife: 'It's for you, honey - the Reincarnation Society.'

"Well, that's one in the eye for doubting Thomas!"

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

'Yes, all at once!'

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

Tiny Visions

At the 2021 Religious Games

"It's cool – God told us to!"

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

"Freshly ground pepper?"

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

Father

How world war III started.

Drive-thru Church

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

That feeling when you know the preacher is talking directly to you.

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

'We were kind of hoping to let our CONSCIENCE be our guide.'

Hot cross buns

"Mark, you have to stop calling John's gospel 'Fan Fiction.'"

'I won't be coming to church any more, Reverend -- I've decided to convert to golf.'

The Ten Really Cool Facts

Nun Binning the Devil

"No, the Trinity is not the Father, The Son, and the Preacher's wife."

"You atheists wouldn't exist without God!"