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"Mind if I tweak it?"

"I begged you not to buy that book by Christopher Hitchens."

Man to biblical character: 'All this time we thought you were a non-prophet organization.'

'We were kind of hoping to let our CONSCIENCE be our guide.'

The first and last male sponsored baby shower.

"Nothing about separation of church and state?"

'Of course we cross Martin Luther off our Christmas card list!'

"He tells me to build an arch, and so I do, but I just can't see how it's going to help in all this rain."

Tenodera Sinensis Athiesto (AKA the Anti-Praying Mantis).

'Not having second thoughts, are we, Brother Thomas?'

"Mark, you have to stop calling John's gospel 'Fan Fiction.'"

Clerical Training Course - 'Gentlemen, we are here to practise what we preach.'

"I learned that Moses partied on the Red Sea today."

"You da man!"

'You realize, these are going to lead to a lot of hypocrisy.'

Woman protesting to Free-Kirk pastor about a church organ

'Having one God, instead of many Gods, will save tons of money, just in sacrificial lambs alone!'

"A pillar of salt? Why, you poor, poor man."

"Dave, quick word about religious symbols in the workplace...."

Porter holding an umbrella over an obese woman outside an 'Errors of Rome' lecture

Execution Planning Committee

'Maybe you could find a sermon idea in HERE.'

'You've waited long enough, Max. Get yourself circumcised already.'

"My religion was more fun."

"I ran into some guy named Adam who tells one hell of a story."

The Star Guides the Three Wise Men (The Holy Bible).

Eve ate of the apple, and God doth a spit take

Jonah and the Snail

'We've got to elect someone absolutely scandal-free...'

'It's just a cactus, Fred -- It's not an establishment of religion,'

"Oh! Well, Enoch isn't the chosen one. Maybe it's you Moses?"

"I'll need a bigger one of these hat thingys." "Allen converts to Judaism in an attempt to conceal his bald spot"

"Sheldon is having a mid-life crisis. He can't decide whether to remain Reform, become Orthodox or return to conservative

"Are these the Top Ten Commandments?"

"It's the mark of Cain, but it's benign."