Bass Battler Pillows

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

'That which does not kill me, make me stronger.'

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

Painter's Duel.

fish in a bottle...

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

"Dude, I figured out why your solos sound so bad - that thing's actually a bass."

Arctic Weather vs Utility Bills

'You're being unreasonable,Hank. Me dropping your 17-pound bass was an accident.'

"It's a victory garden. And the weeds have won."

'The bass has shattered the windows in all my neigbor's homes. They hate me, but they like my car.'

Heat and Food Poisoning

"For all the years I've worked here you've had it in for me...so will you get off my case."

Man about to pay his hospital bill notices a team of doctors and nurses waiting to resuscitate him.

The Wompa Wompa Wompa sound CD.

'Because I paid ten bucks for that lure, that's why.'

"That bass isn't bad."

Directions for walker across several hills.

'You've cut me off. So how can I find my cheque book in the dark?'

Man battles for his life against 'A Very Lively Little Red'

"I'm sorry-this is literally my first rodeo."

"You can't beat a good bit of dung and bass!"

Running away form the costs of electricity and pollution.

Team Bass

Toy soldiers - War on drugs, War on binge drinking, Combat obesity, etc.

"Don't worry. . . they will find us. . . we're still in the backyard. . . I just didn't cut the grass. . ."

'Oh no! Not another bill!'

Milton applies for a job as a video game tester.

"Can you give me about 5 minutes? I'm about to beat this level!"

Builder adjusting a wall.

Internot - No broadband in your area.