Snow Battler Mugs

"Enough already, you imperious mother of outdoor sports!"

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

Bad times to sneeze

'I'll take ten, please.'

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

CSI: Alaska. "What have we got, Ted?" "Looks like a snowball with a rock in it...I'll know more when I get it back to the lab."

"The key is to keep the momentum going when you're establishing the base of the snowman..."

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

'No, I'm not running rabbits past your snow fort!'

Greco-polar wrestling

"Prepare to meet thy blower."

'Strong wind from the west tonight.'

Polar bears throwing snowballs at each other.

"When even the abominable snowman has had enough, its time for us to turn back."

"It's a victory garden. And the weeds have won."

Skier leaves his skis behind.

'I asked you to spread GRIT on our icy path...'

'Sales has challenged us to a snowball fight.'

"Nigel, I thought the idea of us honeymooning in Aspen was we were going to learn to ski together."

'Is it my imagination, or has this suddenly become harder to push?'

'War is heck!'

Skiers rolling down slope in snow

'I hope I don't catch cold from this. I'm trying to kick the baby aspirin habit.'

'Want to have a snowball fight?'

'Want to have a snow ball battle?'

Skiers

"And you say it does really well in the snow?"

Mr. Winter blast returns.

"I never know whether I should get good goggles I'll lose after three runs, or cheap ones I can't see out of after five runs."

"I can write my name in the snow. I bet you can't do that."

Bears throwing snowballs at a man on a snowmobile.