Cold Battler Mugs

Bad times to sneeze

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

"Prepare to meet thy blower."

fish in a bottle...

'Strong wind from the west tonight.'

"It's a victory garden. And the weeds have won."

"When even the abominable snowman has had enough, its time for us to turn back."

Polar bear produces snowflakes as he plays a musical instrument.

Global Warming Penguin

Man battles for his life against 'A Very Lively Little Red'

'My elbow has a cold!'

A sleeping couple

Mr. Winter blast returns.

Directions for walker across several hills.

"I'm sorry-this is literally my first rodeo."

'I think it's 'feed a cold'...not 'drown a cold'!'

Farmer fighting off snail

Guy with a cold that has made his nose big and red.

Main St Ottowa

"Don't worry. . . they will find us. . . we're still in the backyard. . . I just didn't cut the grass. . ."

Cold and Flu Medication.

'About this extreme weather event. I'd like to speak to the organiser.'

Leaf Blower Showdown.

Milton applies for a job as a video game tester.

"Can you give me about 5 minutes? I'm about to beat this level!"

'All they took was my snowblower.'

Getting in shape (or not)

'That is the businessman's lunch, sir -- coffee and Prozac.'

"I think I hear a fly in here...be a dear and kill it, will you?"

'Good thing she's in my best pasture....'

"Ok kids, Daddys got to get to work, time to get off the car"