Cold Battler Pillows

Bad times to sneeze

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

"Prepare to meet thy blower."

fish in a bottle...

'Strong wind from the west tonight.'

"When even the abominable snowman has had enough, its time for us to turn back."

"It's a victory garden. And the weeds have won."

Global Warming Penguin

Polar bear produces snowflakes as he plays a musical instrument.

'My elbow has a cold!'

A sleeping couple

Directions for walker across several hills.

Man battles for his life against 'A Very Lively Little Red'

Mr. Winter blast returns.

"I'm sorry-this is literally my first rodeo."

"Don't worry. . . they will find us. . . we're still in the backyard. . . I just didn't cut the grass. . ."

'I think it's 'feed a cold'...not 'drown a cold'!'

Farmer fighting off snail

Guy with a cold that has made his nose big and red.

Main St Ottowa

Cold and Flu Medication.

'About this extreme weather event. I'd like to speak to the organiser.'

Leaf Blower Showdown.

Milton applies for a job as a video game tester.

"Can you give me about 5 minutes? I'm about to beat this level!"

'All they took was my snowblower.'

Getting in shape (or not)

"I think I hear a fly in here...be a dear and kill it, will you?"

'That is the businessman's lunch, sir -- coffee and Prozac.'

'Good thing she's in my best pasture....'

"Ok kids, Daddys got to get to work, time to get off the car"