Blanket Battler Pillows

A sleeping couple

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

Bad times to sneeze

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

"Prepare to meet thy blower."

"Squeeze a monkey! They've only gone and taken all the blanket again!"

'Word has it that you have an ulcer, Tomkins. Nice going! You'll find an extra 20 bucks in your paycheck.'

fish in a bottle...

Painter's Duel.

'Strong wind from the west tonight.'

"When even the abominable snowman has had enough, its time for us to turn back."

"If women are te weaker sex, how come they get most of the duvet?"

"It's a victory garden. And the weeds have won."

"For all the years I've worked here you've had it in for me...so will you get off my case."

Cat wakes up owner demanding to be fed.

'...but what else am I supposed to do between 9 and 5 on a weekday?'

Mr. Winter blast returns.

Stadium usher of the month.

'I was aiming at mama but she ducked faster than you.'

Directions for walker across several hills.

Ghost appears to be struggling within sheet. Fellow ghost says: 'I warned you never to use fitted sheets.'

Toy soldiers - War on drugs, War on binge drinking, Combat obesity, etc.

Hare restorer.

'We're gonna make a fortune using cactus as hair replacement for porcupines.'

"Clyde here has volunteered to try the hair growth formula in time for his date tonight."

"Don't worry. . . they will find us. . . we're still in the backyard. . . I just didn't cut the grass. . ."

'About this extreme weather event. I'd like to speak to the organiser.'

Man pulling nose hair and inadvertently head hair.

"Messing around with out bonuses is outrageous, I've a good mind to bugger off abroad and screw up someone else's economy."

"The hair growth formula didn't help Bob...so we're trying it in the garden!"

'Apparently you didn't shake well'