Blanket Warrior Pillows

"Squeeze a monkey! They've only gone and taken all the blanket again!"

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

Polar bear bowling alley

Good Luck in your Exams.

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

Electric Blanket.

"Turtling: When a child's backpack exceeds his weight"

"Tell me more about your fear of going bald."

"I know you're a cow, but you're still hogging the covers!"

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

Help! I've fallen in love and I can't get up! Cat alert system.

The sofa freshly made up...

'I'll take ten, please.'

'Your tea is getting cold.'

Frost advisory tonight.

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

Greco-polar wrestling

"A valiant effort, Mike, but just accept that you're going bald."

"You're stealing the blanket."

"The key is to keep the momentum going when you're establishing the base of the snowman..."

New Hair Cloning Technology.

Tomorrow's another day, he thought, unless I get lucky and sleep right through it.

'A crack team of scientists searches tirelessly for a cure for baldness.'

"If women are te weaker sex, how come they get most of the duvet?"

Try not to hog all the blankets tonight.

'Is it my imagination, or has this suddenly become harder to push?'

Don't you hate finding out that the kid you copied those test answers from is even dumber than you are.

'I don't know where the television remote is, you had it last.'

"So remember, this is a cape, not my napping blanket that I forgot I was still wrapped in because I woke up five minutes before we left the house."

'War is heck!'

The first day of spring has finally arrived! The only think I'll miss about winter is curling up under a warm blanket straight out of the dryer on a frigid night.

Dry Cleaning

"This is just the kind of thing healthcare reform should be trying to stop."

"Wig or the wisp?"