Blanket Warrior Gifts

"Squeeze a monkey! They've only gone and taken all the blanket again!"

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

Good Luck in your Exams.

Electric Blanket.

"Turtling: When a child's backpack exceeds his weight"

"Tell me more about your fear of going bald."

"I know you're a cow, but you're still hogging the covers!"

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

The sofa freshly made up...

'I'll take ten, please.'

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

Greco-polar wrestling

"The key is to keep the momentum going when you're establishing the base of the snowman..."

"You're stealing the blanket."

New Hair Cloning Technology.

'Your tea is getting cold.'

"A valiant effort, Mike, but just accept that you're going bald."

Try not to hog all the blankets tonight.

Tomorrow's another day, he thought, unless I get lucky and sleep right through it.

'A crack team of scientists searches tirelessly for a cure for baldness.'

"If women are te weaker sex, how come they get most of the duvet?"

'Is it my imagination, or has this suddenly become harder to push?'

Don't you hate finding out that the kid you copied those test answers from is even dumber than you are.

"This is just the kind of thing healthcare reform should be trying to stop."

"So remember, this is a cape, not my napping blanket that I forgot I was still wrapped in because I woke up five minutes before we left the house."

'War is heck!'

'I don't know where the television remote is, you had it last.'

'If she switches to essay tests none of us will ever be the same.'

"I can't sleep without my weighted blanket... I'm safe under my weighted blanket..."

Dry Cleaning