Buffering Warrior Pillows

'Nothing heightens the suspense of a good movie like buffering.'

La Table

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

'That stuff kills 98% of household germs, but leaves the remaining 2% limping around enough to maintain your resistance.'

"Squeeze a monkey! They've only gone and taken all the blanket again!"

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

'Your tea is getting cold.'

"Yes, you did close some of your tabs. However, you still have 1,894 open. You're a tab hoarder."

"...and you've got private use of it, so long as you don't exceed 10,000 mile per annum.'

"The doctor will see you in a week - if you could still be ill a week on Wednesday."

Organic farm

"She's in her happy place again."

Man in a tank with several grannies painted on the side

Dry Cleaning

'The good news is that I managed to install the wind turbine...'

"Look at it this way -- in three years your roof could leak."

Shuffle Zone. Please shuffle and create static electricity to power our city.

The Nine Circles of Heaven

"Well, you've fianlly done it! No more rainforest left!"

'Stupid global warming!'

"Ah - the hunter-gatherer."

"So, what makes you think I'm a therapist?"

"All the chairs have been repossessed, so these are all standing desks now."

'Whenever nubilous the nebbish grabbed his gamp.'

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

"I've reduced our carbon footprint and replaced all our bulbs with energy efficient low wattage ones."

"Dad, Dad, the termites have found our food stash!"

Sharp Tongue.

"My mother would always get so angry whenever I spilled anything."

Complaints: 'Yes?'

"Excellent, an unkept garden! Obviously not a keen gardener so the chances of us being poisoned here are low..."

Martial art painting.

'Bit of a blow last night - I see the windfarms gone.'

Dr. Godot's waiting room.