Bad Day T-Shirts

"Ever have one of those days when you feel like just letting all the lower court ruling stand."

'This started out as a pretty good day...'

'I don't want to talk about my day.'

"What a day! My therapy dog bit my life coach."

'What a lousy day! The computer, the car, and my stock portfolio all crashed.'

A Crab Apple says 'My life stinks...I'm all bruised...I've got worms...'

'One of those days, huh?'

'One of those days, huh?'

'Hold on, Baby, Hold on!'

'I was kicked upstairs, downstairs and everywhere but loose.'

"It's just one of those days. I don't know if I'm coming or going."

It was a bad day for Mr Effervescent

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

"I did seize the day. But then it seized me right back and used some kind of jujitsu move to flip me on my ass."

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

'What a day! My secretary was out, our biggest customer canceled a large order, the computer broke down, I didn't have any lunch, and leaving work I got stuck for an hour in the elevator with an 18 year old nympho with big breasts!'

"People mistakenly think that we accountants are all boring number crunchers, but the latest figures show that 54% of the 23% of people who responded to a survey were 45% in favour of us being 12% more interesting than average!"

'You think that's bad? My husband got canned today.'

"Vodka on the rocks, in the rocks, around the rocks, and under the rocks."

"It's gotta be a good place – we've been ignored for well over an hour now."

Bartender: 'Rough day, huh?'Man: 'I'll say. My ex-wife just sued the pants off me.'

'Hello dear - I've had a very depressing day.'

'It's not you, Richard. It's your ring tone.'

'Ever have one of those days where nothing seems to go right?'

"As soon as the leaves turn, my hair goes crazy."

Gonna Suck

'You write books, you say!'

'Some have a love life - I have a 'can't-stand-for-the-man-to-be-right' life.'

"You're the first guy I've met who really listens and blah, blah, blah..."

"Thank goodness! I thought that day would never end!"

'Looks like another one of those days.'

'Phew! What a day I've had. Still, I don't suppose it can get any worse.'

'It just hasn't been my day.'

"Thanks, but do you have anything stronger than 'have a nice day'?"

'You have know idea what I've been through today.'