Having A Bad Day T-Shirts

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

'Hold on, Baby, Hold on!'

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

"I did seize the day. But then it seized me right back and used some kind of jujitsu move to flip me on my ass."

"I don't feel like going to school. Isn't that a flu-like symptom?"

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

'What a day! My secretary was out, our biggest customer canceled a large order, the computer broke down, I didn't have any lunch, and leaving work I got stuck for an hour in the elevator with an 18 year old nympho with big breasts!'

Bartender: 'Rough day, huh?'Man: 'I'll say. My ex-wife just sued the pants off me.'

"You better take Teddy's temperature too....he was awfully sick this morning!"

'You think that's bad? My husband got canned today.'

'Hello dear - I've had a very depressing day.'

"Vodka on the rocks, in the rocks, around the rocks, and under the rocks."

It was a bad day for Mr Effervescent

Gonna Suck

"I don't think I'm going to be in today, I got a bit wrecked at the weekend."

"As soon as the leaves turn, my hair goes crazy."

'I'm sorry, Mr. Harris is not here. In fact nobody's here. I think it's a staff infection!'

'Phew! What a day I've had. Still, I don't suppose it can get any worse.'

I can't come in today. I haven't got chronic diarrhoea!

'It just hasn't been my day.'

Woman watches TV wrapped up in warm clothing.

'I'm still pretty unwell, I'm not sure if I'll be in the office tomorrow.'

"Thank goodness! I thought that day would never end!"

"Thanks, but do you have anything stronger than 'have a nice day'?"

'I couldn't decide what to wear to work so I just didn't go.'

'One of those days, huh?'

'You have know idea what I've been through today.'

'Take ten days off work.'

"That's just great! The boat sank and it's hide tide. What else could go wrong?!"

"It's your work. Are you still sick or what?"

'Mr. Breeding won't be in today - so you people at the office have fun.'

"It's just one of those days. I don't know if I'm coming or going."

'I had a really bad day at work! . . . I was expecting it to be utterly horrific. . . but in the end it was just really bad. . . My cracked glass is half full!'