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'What's going on in your office, anyway?'

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"I intend to stay in this job, come Hell or high water."

'Let me guess - you lost a fight against a young challenger who has now replaced you as the company's alpha male!'

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

'Get an afterlife!'

'Don't be afraid!...Bobo's just going to fix the teeth a little tighter.'

Angel and devil versions of a man prepare for a shoot out.

"For all the years I've worked here you've had it in for me...so will you get off my case."

"I'm your exit strategy."

'Because I paid ten bucks for that lure, that's why.'

'I worry that Henderson's becoming too well entrenched.'

'He's bitten me for the last time!'

A fridge surrounded by books.

Toy soldiers - War on drugs, War on binge drinking, Combat obesity, etc.

"It's a mug's game!"

"We have way too much micro-managing around here."

Health food.

"You look sufficiently armoured for this afternoon's meeting."

The planned obsolescence blues

Joe's Bar: "Forget Her" Hour, 5-8.

'The Big Guy seems to trust him. Would you help us kill him?'

"I'm not 'coercing' anyone. I'm just explaining what you must do to avoid going to hell."

"So you were the whistleblower?! Some best friend you turned out to be."

The future of warfare.

"I'm not kidding, Phil! You really ARE the poster child for middle-aged, disillusioned and down-hearted businessmen everywhere!"

'The bad news is that your monthly payment will be $24,089.23. The good news is that it will never increase.'

Builder adjusting a wall.

"Off to start your own company in the same business as ours...no, we don't mind at all."

"I'd thought the battle for your loan was over, but I see you've since suffered some collateral damage."

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"Tell me straight, doctor, how many more takeover battles do I have left in me?"

Foley Doo Doo.

Broke parents of a college graduate.