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"It's my husband! HURRY! RUN!!!"

"You can't plead cute."

"Am I sensing fear?"

"Pendleton will stay afloat no matter what!"

The Further Temptations of Kenneth Starr

The breakup

'My mother was a real bitch!'

'What a wonderful day to declare chapter 13!'

A Lawyer's Closing Arguments Wins the Support of the Jury

'The opinions expressed by Burt are not necessarily those of Ernie.'

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Geekasaurus.

'Great. Another trainee lawyer.'

"Your Honor, despite being on trial, may I sit in on deliberations?"

"No, that looks nothing like him. Were you even listening to me? Young man, are you on drugs?"

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'You'll love this new computer, sir! It has a program to delete obscene words like sharp drop...'

'Any chance of a bit of....er...Blue on Blue?'

"But, Senator, all the cool kids were doing it."

Mixing Business and Pleasure

'Well, in all my years as a relationships adviser, this is the first time I've had to admit defeat within the first five minutes!'

'I baked it especially for you.'

'You're innocent until proven guilty, young fellow -- better enjoy it while you can!'

'... And you'll be pleased to learn that my fees are reassuringly expensive.'

'Your Honor, we the jury have leapt to a conclusion.'

'There's no 'i' in team ... but there's plenty in litigation.'

"I've lost face."

'You know a little something about the legal system. I like that in a lawyer.'

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