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'Everywhere that Mary went, I was sure to go. Now, I follow her son...'

Others will fight for you

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

'The Burrito King.'

"It is we."

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

'Not here - home!'

Next in Lion

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

Best mates

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

Best friends without borders.

"I heard you're top dog in trust and loyalty training."

"Cheer up, Simon. . . I'm always here for you!"

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

We're so pleased with your twenty years work, we've decided to offer you a two year short term contract.

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

'I applied the instant rebate and the returning customer loyalty reward, so that comes to fifty cents.'

God save the Queen.

'Put the sword back in the stone right now, little girl, and we'll pretend this never happened.'

"I have to get something off my chest—I don't know the words to the second verse of 'The Star-Spangled Banner.'"

The King In The Rain.

'Okay, I admit it - your conspiracy theory was right!'

"Why, this is fit for me!"

"Stilton's the king, Camembert and chèvre are landed gentry, and cheddars are the serfs, you know."

"For goodness sake, stop this daily whining! She's just gone to work, she'll be back tonight! Get a grip!"

Star-Spangled Danner Episode 7

"All the way from the new home in Rye just so she can sniff our old doorman."

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

'Mr. Bigmeister likes to start each meeting with the pledge of allegiance.'