Loyalty Aficionado T-Shirts

"Well, you know the old saying, if you want loyalty, get a dog."

"I hear you're the expert on loyalty."

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

Sitting in a tree

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

Valentine Day

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

'Not here - home!'

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

Trading half a kingdom for a lesser steed!

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

"Grant them amnesty and then hang them."

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

Love Birds love just being together

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

"Oh, and add a couple of intentional typos to my weekly email update...I want to appear warm and authentic!!"

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

Best friends without borders.

You just keep giving.

"I heard you're top dog in trust and loyalty training."

"I welcome the discussion."

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

We're so pleased with your twenty years work, we've decided to offer you a two year short term contract.

'This condo is the height of luxury, The sprinkler system sprays Perrier,'

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'