Loyalty Aficionado Pillows

"Well, you know the old saying, if you want loyalty, get a dog."

"I hear you're the expert on loyalty."

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

Sitting in a tree

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

'Not here - home!'

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

Valentine Day

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

Trading half a kingdom for a lesser steed!

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

"Grant them amnesty and then hang them."

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

Love Birds love just being together

"Oh, and add a couple of intentional typos to my weekly email update...I want to appear warm and authentic!!"

"I heard you're top dog in trust and loyalty training."

You just keep giving.

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

Best friends without borders.

"I welcome the discussion."

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

We're so pleased with your twenty years work, we've decided to offer you a two year short term contract.

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

Cat with Crown.

"For goodness sake, stop this daily whining! She's just gone to work, she'll be back tonight! Get a grip!"